Alpha males are fast as fuck due to their superior eye-hand coordination and neuro-muscular responses.
Catching a falling object and saving the day when all hope was lost is a guaranteed way to score major cookie points, especially if the falling object contains your buddy’s precious beer.
Oh wait, real alpha males do not worry about that non-sense and would never read this blog. You should do the same. Now turn off your computer and go approach members of the opposite sex, you nerdy sissy.