I found this hilarious video on youtube. Legit advice.
“It’s really really good to learn Kung-Fu”
“You feel very confident when you can deadlift of squat like twice your body weight… like a [B]boss[/B]”
“The perfect girlfriend that knows how to cooks and cleans and good in the sack is possible, because as you know pick-up is a skillset”
“A cute girls that works at Starbucks with red hair and a moustache? Yeah I want to bang her too.”
“I hope you enjoyed this video, I was drunk while making it..”